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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:29 am

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1. Pse bjondina nuk i ben detyrat e shte***
Sepse jeton ne Banes...

2. Pse bjondina me te dashurin e vet han qebapa me doren e majt???
Se te djadhten e ka te nxone me suxhuk...

3. Pse bjondina i mban syzat ne bark???
Sepse i ka then mjeku e ki zoren qore...

4. Pse Japonezet jan populli me te menqem ne bot???
Sepse ne japoni nuk ka bjondina...

5. Qfar kerkon bjondina ne fund te detit???
Leonardo Di Kaprion...

6. Qysh mundohet bjondina me mbyt peshkun???
Duke ja shytur kryt ne uje...

7.Qka osht bjondina pa mobil???
Femen palidhje...

8. Pse bjondina kur zgjohet ne mengjes nuk e gjen deren e sh***
Sepse nuk flen kur te shpija...

9. Nese nje zeshkane dhe nje bjondin kcejn prej ajroplanit me parashut cila bjen ma perpara ne toke???
Zeshkanja sepse bjondina e hup rugen...

10. Pse bjondina kur hyne ne barnatore ec ne maje te gishtave???
Per mos me i zgju hapat e gjumit prej gjumit...

11. Pse bjondina e mban ni gote uj te zbrazet te frigorifer???
sepse kur te vjen ndonje musafir e qe nuk don me pi kurgjo ajo ja jep at goten e zbrazt
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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:41 am

Fėmijėt e pėrbashkt

Fmijt e Avnis tu lujt dalin en aborr t’Nazmis e Avnis i vjen e keq e del te Nazmija:
M’fal se ishin kon hi fmijt e mi en aborr tonin me lujt.
S’ka gejle bre kujshi se... fmijt e tu jon edhe t’mit.
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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:42 am

Bjondinat...

Dy bjondina pi kqyrin ni film en televizor.
Pa njo pa dy njona qohet e nal televizorin e i thot shoqes:
Pi nali pak se pe shkoj deri n’baj e nuk pe du me m’ik kurgjo.
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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:42 am

Polici dhe Autobusi

Ni gru pi pret autobusin bashk me djalin e vet 6 vjeē, e ngat ksej grus edhe ni polic e pritke autobusin.
Masi qe u vanu autobusi ky djali pi vet nonen e vet: Pse u vanu autobusi?
Paj u bo pa la e shoferi viq shkoi mi la e kthehet fill.
Edhe pak djali i merziten tu prit e vet nonen:
Shka u bo hala s’erdh? - Qe se viq shkoj mi ndrru gumat e vjen? U munoke mi mashtrru kjo djalin.
Kur e Nivi polici e kapi nervoza e tha: Ah nonen shoferit po a bash qetash gjeti mi la autobusin a?
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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:42 am

Kasino

Dy shok dalin pi kasinos, njoni viq me brek e qetri cullak.
Viq ni san ta pranoj, i thot ky qe osht cullak, me tvertet pi din kohen kur duhesh mi nal ponten.
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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:43 am

Amerikani e shkau

Ishin kon tu fol ni amerikan edhe ni shka (serb). Amerikani pi thot:
N’ma kallxofsh ni rren me t’shpejt pe ti fali 10 dollar.
Un jom qen, pi thot shkau.
Hupe. Rren thash.
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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:43 am

Kontratat

Ni menaxher i Coca Cola`s shkon te papa edhe ja ofron 100.000$ nese lutjen Buken tonė tė pėrditshme falna sot mi kthy ne Coca Cola-n tone tė perditshme falna sot. Sekretari i Papes kurqysh nuk pranon, ky tipi ja rrit oferten en 200.000$... 500.000$ apet sekretari kundėr. Dikur i thot:
Per 1.000.000$ mes em ndrro.
Shef, kur na kalon kontrata me furren e bukes?
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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:43 am

Puntori i nėndetses

Dy t’burgosen pe bisedojin: Pėr shka t’kan denu? Pe vet njoni.
Paj e kom thy ni dritare en pun.
Po a, e ku ki punu?
En nėndetse.
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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:44 am

Paret e njejta

Per shka t’shtin n’burg? Pi vet ni i burgosen shokin e dhomes
Palidhje, en gjyq em than kishe shteti pe prodhojke pare si t’miat.
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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:44 am

Pederi

Naluni se ju vrasim! Ju piskatshin polict do hejnave tu i njek po ata s’ju vnojshin veshin e viq ngajshin.
Naluni bre pedera! Desh plesi njoni polic pi nervozes...
Njoni nalet edhe ju thot shokve: Ikni ju se mu m’pa.
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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:44 am

Xhepi

Njoni shkon cullak en kafe dhe kur t’vjen kamarieri edhe masi qe ta merr porosin nuk ja dan syt.
Shka mi ki hap syt? E vet ky tipi cullak.
Jo viq pet kqyri ku munesh mi pas paret.
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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:45 am

Marko Van Basten dhe polici shiptar

Shkon Marko Van Basten n’Shipni edhe tu hec neper Tiran bjen en ni grop teper t’fell edhe lyp ndihm. Kalon ni polic edhe vet:
Kush osht bre?
Marko Van Basten.
30$ I thot polici nese don me dal.
E pse bash 30?
Se 10$ osht ndihma pėr person.
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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:45 am

Sahati te na...

Ni turist pi vet njonin: Sa u bo sahati?
12 i nates.
Po a? Menova mes u bo ma shum!
Valla te na nuk bohet ma shum se apet pi 1-shit ja nis!
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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:45 am

Denimi

Ni gjykats pi thot ni plakit: Zotni je i denun 10 vjet.
Po un 88 i kam, ja nisi mu anku ky plaki.
Po mir de maj veq sa te jesh gjall se kur t’desish nuk t’majim mo.
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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:46 am

Sheji n’byth dhe shokt e burrit

Burri pi thot grus vet:
Gru shum mir t’ka operu qaj kirurgi, ai sheji nė b*** nuk osht ka t’dallohet mo?
Po mer e di. Krejt shokt tu qeshtu pem thojin.
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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:46 am

Polici

Ni polic i SHPK-s pi nal njonin e pi ngermohet:
O qorr a nuk pi sheh driten e kuqe n’semafor a?
Po mer burr po ty nuk t’pash.
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PostSubject: Barcoleta (vica)   Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:47 am

Marko Van Basten dhe polici shiptar

Shkon Marko Van Basten n’Shipni edhe tu hec neper Tiran bjen en ni grop teper t’fell edhe lyp ndihm. Kalon ni polic edhe vet:
Kush osht bre?
Marko Van Basten.
30$ I thot polici nese don me dal.
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